FUN24/7: December 2006

Funny video clips, funny pictures and other fun stuff

In The Middle Of The Road

Published 29 December 2006 by markzmann.

Here are some examples how lazy people can be, sometimes it's easier to go around something or ignore it, even if that something is a tree in the middle of the road.

Picture of a tree in the middle of the road

Pole in the middle of the road, this time they were kind enough to put a warning sign in front of it.

Another picture of a tree in the middle of the street.

Attention tree! Look at the road, it goes around it.

This is funny, it's ok, no one will notice the pole when the road is opened.

For the end something different. This time it's not something in the middle of the road but road in the middle of the tracks. There will be no trains passing throught these tracks.

Funny Santa Pictures

Published 25 December 2006 by markzmann.

Here are some funny Santa photos I collected from the internet. Merry Christmas everyone!

Bra Sizes Cartoon

Published 22 December 2006 by markzmann.

Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Here is the answer:

Intelligence Test For Blondes

Published 20 December 2006 by markzmann.

This sophisticated intelligence test is designed for blondes. It is made of 6 tasks and some are very difficult. So even if you're not a blond give it a try and see how you do.

1. Finish the picture, connect the two dots on the image below.

2. Try to get out of this difficult situation with one move and beat your opponent.

3. The maker of this picture left out a part. First try to guess which animal is that and then try to finish the picture (only for the most persistent).

4. Try to find your way through this complex maze.

5. One of these two figures is a square. Can you guess which one?

6. There is something hidden in this forest. Try to find it (hint: it's an elephant).

Idiot Test

Published 19 December 2006 by markzmann.

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Published by markzmann.

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Old Man From Idaho

Published by markzmann.

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

Pencil Sculptures

Published 18 December 2006 by markzmann.

These amazing sculptures are made by Jennifer Maestre. To make the sculptures she used hundreds of pencils and cut them into small pieces. Then she drilled a hole in all the pieces to turn them into beads, sharpened each piece and saw them together in amazing 3D forms.

See more sculptures at jennifermaestre.com

6 Beers In 10 Seconds

Published 15 December 2006 by markzmann.

This guy can drink 6 beers in 10 seconds, without puking. Respect!

Cool Phone Booths

Published 14 December 2006 by markzmann.

Here is a collection of some crazy looking phone booths. It's the small things that make life better and with phone booths like these, making telephone calls can be less dull. I bet you never saw booths like these in your town.